Your own AI — named, configured, running 24/7 on your Mac — that you talk to through Telegram, Discord, or Slack. It knows you. It works while you sleep. It gets smarter over time.
We set the whole thing up with you. Start to finish. $500. Money back if it's not worth it.
Mac required · ~2 hour guided setup · 30-day money-back guarantee · ~$10–30/mo in API usage after setup
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Your AI Agent OS
Archie, our setup agent, guides you through every step. You never figure anything out alone.
~45 min
OpenClaw and Claude are installed on your Mac. The gateway starts running. Your Mac becomes the always-on brain.
~30 min
Connect Telegram, Discord, or Slack. Your agent gets a phone number into your life — wherever you already are.
~30 min
Give your agent a name. Define their personality, role, and values. Archie helps you write SOUL.md — the file that makes your agent *yours*.
The moment
Your agent says hello. For the first time, in your own words. Then you give it something real to do — and it does it.
Not a generic assistant. Your agent has a name you chose, a personality you defined, and a role built around what you actually need.
SOUL.md, IDENTITY.md, MEMORY.md — the files that make your agent *remember* you across every conversation.
Telegram (recommended), Discord, or Slack. Talk to your agent the same way you talk to anyone. No new apps.
Your agent checks in, monitors things, sends morning briefings, and handles tasks while you sleep. You don't have to be there.
Your Mac. Your data. No SaaS middleman. No monthly platform fee. Your agent is yours, not rented from a cloud.
Archie walks you through everything. Infrastructure, messaging, identity, and activation. You're never alone figuring it out.
Your agent meets you where you already are. We support three platforms — each with trade-offs.
Setup time: ~30 min
Setup time: ~45 min
Setup time: ~90 min
After your setup is complete, if you genuinely don't feel like your new agent will save you $500 worth of time and effort, contact us within 30 days. We'll hop on a 20-minute screen share to see what's working and what isn't — and if we can't make it click, you get a full refund.
No long refund forms. No runaround. Just an honest conversation.
Most people never need anything beyond the help library. But if you do, we've got you covered.
Help Library
Free
Searchable, always up-to-date.
AI Support
$9.99/mo
A dedicated AI that knows your setup.
Human Support
$29/mo
One 30-min session per month with a real person.
Talk to Finn above to see if it's right for you — or jump straight in.
Get started — $500Mac required · 30-day money-back guarantee · ~$10–30/mo in API usage · Guided by Archie, our setup agent